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** It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.
** If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
** If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
** If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
** If you drink, don't park; accidents cause people!
** The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.
** There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
** Never say good-bye if you still want to try - never give up if you still feel you can go on - never say you dont love a person anymore if you cant let go!
** Coffee, Men, Chocolate.....Some Things Are Just Better RICH!
** If you happen to die before me ask if you can bring a friend!
* Where is the good in goodbye?
** Friends are like fortune cookies, it's whats inside that counts!
** You may not love me today, tomorrow, or ever. but I will love you until it kills me. and even then you will be in my heart!
** Going to church doesn't make you a Christian anymore than going to McDonalds makes you a hamburger!
** I tried sniffing Coke once, but I got ice cubes stuck in my nose!
** If I could reach up and grab a star for every time you made me smile, I would have the whole evening sky in the palm of my hand!
** I can't tell you what you mean to me because everyday you mean more!
** Everyone has beauty on the inside...but what the hell happened to some people on the outside?
** I like your style, I like your class, but most of all, I like your ass!
** Every hottie with a body, needs a cutie with a booty!
** Strutting our stuff and shaking our booties, me and my girlies are nothing but cuties!
** Don't call me a princess, don't call me a queen, just call me the cutest thing you've ever seen!
** I'm sweet as heaven, Im hot as hell, Im the finest girl as you can tell!
** Other girls hate us and rate us, just because they aren't us!
** We are b!tches and we got class, mess with us we'll kick your ass, so all you jerks that think your cool, just remember, b!tches rule!!
** Life isnt a garden... so stop being a hoe!
** Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
** Dance like no one's watching, sing like no one's listening, love like you won't get hurt, and live like it's heaven on Earth!
** Sometimes you just fade from peoples thoughts, that hurts when everyday they are in yours.
**Roses are red, Violets are blue, Trash is dumped & so are you!
**It is better to lose your pride to the one you love, than to lose the one you love because of pride.
**We spend too much time looking for the right person to love, or finding fault with those we already love, when instead we should be perfecting the love we give.
**Never abandon an old friend. You'll never find one who can take his or her place. Friendship is like wine; it gets better as it grows older!
** I am a rose, and you are the rain. I bring you sunshine & you bring me pain!
**Girls Prayer:
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Lord, Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong,
One who's willy is thick and long.
One who thinks before he speaks,
When he promises to call, he won't wait weeks.
I pray that he is gainfully employed,
And when I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows just what 2say,when I ask "How big's my behind?"
One who'll make love till my body's a twitchin,
In the hall, the loo, the garden and kitchen!
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And never attempt to shag my best friend.
And as I kneel and pray by my bed,
I look at the creep you sent me instead.
Amen.
** LoViNg HiM wAsN't ThE pRoBlEm,GeTtInG tO cLoSe WaS
**NeVer Underestimate the power of BEST FRIENDS, especially when they're TOGETHER
**if your nose runs and your feet smell, you're built up-side-down
**i love rainbows, i love rain, i love u and ...........
um i forgot the rest but i think ur hot
**He can take away my trust, pride, and courage but he will never take away my good looks
**DiD iT lOoK LiKe I cArEd?¿?....
OoPs LeT mE tRy AgAiN!
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