** Dont hate this girl, hate that one
**My BoYfRiEd SaId ThAt If I CrUsHed On 1 mOrE gUy He'Ll LeAvE mE!¡!
mAn I sUrE aM gOnNa MiSs HiM!¡!¡
** Hey look on the bright side... not everyone hates you as much as i do..
**~Hello, have we met b4?- Oh thats right I've seen ur picture in the dictionary beside DANG!~
** Four important words in life: CHEAT, LIE, STEAL, DRINK.
If you CHEAT, cheat death. If you LIE, lie about your age.
If you STEAL, steal someone's heart and if you DRINK, have one with me!
**Keep the pictures, they never change. Only the people in them do.
**Do you believe in love at first site, or shall I walk by you again?
**God Made coke, God made Pepsi, God made me, so Dang Sexy!
**A memory lasts forever, and never does it die. True friends stay together and never say good bye..
**Do I look like a grocery item to you? Then stop checkin' me out!
**All you and your gurlz think your so tough. Well all you got - ain't that rough You think you know the deal. But it's me and MY girls who be keepin' it real!
**I'm not shy, I just don't like you!!!
**Jack and Jill went up a hill and planned to do some kissin', Jack made a pass and grabbed her ass and now his front teeth are missing!
