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** A peach is a peach, a plum is a plum, a kiss isnt a kiss without some tongue, so open your mouth, and close your eyes, and give your tongue some exercise!
** I wasn't Kissing him, I was just telling his lips a secret!!
** I'm Loved by some, Hated by many, Envied by most, Yet wanted by plenty~
** God made mud god made dirt god made guys so girls can flirt!
** There's somebody somewhere who dreams of your smile and finds in your presence that life is worth while, so when you are lonely, remember it's true, somebody somewhere is thinking of you!
** If your nice, you can call me sweetie. If youre sweet you can call me hunny. If youre hot you can call me tonight.
** As an older more mature young adult your job is to...make fun of the little kids!
** Click your heels and say "I need a life, I need a life!"
** I'm not supposed to love you, I'm not supposed to care, and I'm not supposed to live my life, wishing you were there. I'm not supposed to wonder where you are or what you do, I'm sorry! I just can't help myself; I fell in love with you!
** I am independent and abusive... stay OUT of my way!
** Officer, I swear to drunk I'm not God!!!!!!
** Nowhere on your birth certificate did it say life would be fair!
** Yeah you'd be pretty good-Looking if it wasnt for your Face!
** Im not a tease, Im just a reminder of what you cant have!
** Honk if you love Britney Spears, then drive your car into the nearest tree!
** Your village just called, their missing their idiot!
** If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy all her friends?
** Trying to be popular isnt being true to yourself, but it just comes naturally to me & my gurlz!!!
** A stupid mind is a terrible thing to waste
** Im sorry, I cant hear you over your stupidity!
 ** Um, could you please tell your pants its not polite to point?
** Its not called showing off... it's called you being mad because you can't do it!
** I haven't found my Mr. Right Just Mr. Rude Mr. He thinks he looks better than me and Mr. Gives anew meaning to P-I-G!
** its not easy being me. But it sure is funny watching people try!
** Your envy creates my energy, ever wonder why Im so hyper?
** True friends are like diamonds, precious and rare! False friends are like leaves, found everywhere!
** My door is Always open, so feel free to leave!
** Men are not pigs... pigs are cute, considerate, and caring.
** You Can Think You're Prettier Than Me. Its Okay 2 Lie 2 Yourself Every Once In Awhile!
** There's a light at the end of every tunnel... just pray it isn't a train!
** You go girl!!!!! But your boyfriend can stay!
** Sparkle like diamonds, shimmer like pearls, but no one's cutier than me and my girls!
** Don't let the past hold you back; you're missing the good stuff.
** Best friends are the siblings God forgot to give us.
** Nobody is perfect until you fall in love with them.
** Guys are like stars, there are a million out there but only one can make your dreams come true!
** The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return
** All men are animals, some just make better pets.
** Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder!
** The more you complain, the longer God makes you live.
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